Goop Tales, Page 59
When Xaspery Tried to be Polite,
They Called him Gentlemanly, Quite;
His Manners were Correct and Nice,
He Never Asked for Jelly Twice.
Still, when he Tried to Misbehave,
Oh, How much Trouble Xaspery Gave!
(This Goop is called Xaspery because he exasperates his parents and teachers with his misbehavior and inattention)