Goop Tales, Page 31
Jardad was of those Chosen Few
Who always are both Kind and True;
He did not Interrupt or Tease,
He knew the Proper Way to Sneeze;
He knew the Proper Way, as Well,
To Pound and Rattle, Slam and Yell!
(This Goop is called Jardad because he makes such a racket as to jar his dad and give his mother a headache)